Tonight the people of Cove Crescent are in for a treat they'll never forget. A grotesque parade if intergalactic,
candy coloured, hooligan freaks are about to march their bigred shoes throughtown leaving a twisted trail of
death and destruction. Armed with flesh melting custard pies, lethal pizza, rabid balloon animals and laser firing
puppet shows, they're about to turn this toen into a bizarre funhouse of murder and mayhem. They're clowns, they
kill people, they're from outer space and they need feeding. So whatever you do, stay away from the popcorn and
don't go near the candyfloss.