At the Bayview Retirement Village the elderly are expected to grow old gracefully enjoying their final years in peace, quiet and comfort...but not if Tom (Graham Crowden) and Diana (Stephanie Cole) have anything to do with it! Meet two elderly eccentrics who refuse to put up with the appalling food and condescending staff; in the hilariously cynical BAFTA-nominated comedy series that won Stephanie Cole a British Comedy Award in 1992.
Episode 1 - Tom and Diana, rebel senior citizens determined to squeeze the most from life, decide to take up counselling for the dying!
Episode 2 - Feeling lonely, Tom convinces Diana to move into his quarters, but when she erects a partition between them, somehow it wasn't what Tom had in mind.
Episode 3 - The divide between Tom and Diana continues. Meanwhile, there's a newcomer to Bayview and she's managed to take control already.
Episode 4 - There are mysterious thefts at Bayview. Inquisitive duo Tom and Diana embark on some sleuthing, but Tom ends up in hot water with the law.
Episode 5 - Tom decides that honesty is the best policy, but his quest to tell the truth at all times is tested by the arrival of Diana's niece, alias 'The Clapham Strangler'.
Episode 6 - Diana has a serious accident and ends up in hospital, but her main concern is getting out in time to ruin her niece's wedding!
Episode 7 - When Diana accepts a bet to enter a Glamorous Granny Competition, she tries her hand at being nice. Surely it can't be that hard?
Episode 8 - Loathsome Bayview manager Harvey's attempts to cut costs even further lead to chaos and a fracas on the croquet lawn!
Episode 9 - The unimaginable occurs, young people come to Bayview! Whilst Diana is thrilled about their visit, Harvey schemes even harder to get her thrown out.
Episode 10 - Tom is proud of his son Geoffrey for finally having the courage to leave his wife, but when he moves in with Tom, Diana decides enough is enough.