At the Bayview Retirement Village the elderly are expected to grow old gracefully, enjoying their final years in peace, quiet and comfort... but not if Tom (Graham Crowden) and Diana (Stephanie Cole) have anything to do with it! Meet two elderly eccentrics who refuse to put up with the appalling food and condescending staff; in the hilariously cynical BAFTA-nominated comedy series that won Stephanie Cole a British Comedy Award in 1992.
Episode 1 - When Diana runs into severe financial difficulties, the management of Bayview delight in the prospect of losing her as a resident.
Episode 2 - Can tidy Tom put up with the decidedly slovenly Diana? When a new resident turns up it seems they are sickenly lovey-dovey!
Episode 3 - After only a few weeks spent together "living in miserable sin," Tom scrutinizes his lease agreement for a get-out clause.
Episode 4 - While Diana is in self-exile and up to her neck in nappies, Tom is being driven mad by his shelf-building son Geoffrey.
Episode 5 - Hell-bent on splitting up Diana and Tom, a spiritualist puts Tom in touch with his dear departed wife...
Episode 6 - Harvey wants to produce a glossy video on Bayview to help him set up franchises around the country, but Diana has sabotage on her mind...
Episode 7 - After the local council cancel Tom and Diana's favourite classes, the fearless twosome take on City Hall. But is it a fight too far?
Episode 8 - As Harvey garners sympathy for his 'breakdown', the residents focus their displeasure on Diana.
Episode 9 - Tom has a night out at his regimental reunion and Diana has reason to believe he has met up with a girlfriend.
Episode 10 - While Tom waits for tests on his prostate, Diana is summoned to the Council of European Old People.
Christmas Special - Diana has been asked to direct the Nativity play for the elderly of the parish, but there's more of a miracle at Bayview - Harvey receives a blow to the head and proposes to Jane!