Does the thought of spending many thousands of hours over your lifetime bored, wasting your time on the loo seem regrettable to you? Surely there is some way to make use of all this time?

Finally, hope is at hand with the Potty Fisher. Improve your angling prowess whilst relieving yourself. Just make sure you don't catch a floater!

(In case you didn't notice this would also make an ideal novelty gift for a friend).